The Pope leaned towards Mr. Campbell and said, "Do you know that with
one little movement of my hand I can make every person in this crowd
go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like
those believers in your 2010 Olympics, but go deep into their hearts
and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"
Campbell replied, "I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of
your hand? Show me"
So the Pope backhanded the bastard.